Bus rides on public buses can be really interesting. It can either crack u up or piss the hell outta u. u can meet many interesting people on the bus, like those who talk very loudly on their mobile phone, those who dug their noses and stick their shit under the seat, those who have to deal with a cockroach or leaking aircon and those irritating children screaming and shouting!
Talking about children on bus rides, i witnessed a funny fight between 2 sisters ytd. I was on my way home fom sch ytd on 963. I was sitting next to 2 sisters, younger sister aged around 4 and older sister aged around 6. Their mom was seated infront of the exit door with their younger brother. I was sitting behind the exit door. The sisters started "playing" with one another by putting their legs on each other's lap and slapping each other's back. But when the younger sister poked her elder sis's eyes, that's when the "playing" turned into a quarrel. (All conversations were in chinese) The elder sister said "i dont give u sweets". Her younger sister started whining "i want, jie jie. i want, jie jie". "No, who ask u to make me". "i want, jie jie. i want, jie jie". "NO!"
(here comes the funny part, haha) All of a sudden, her younger sister got agitated. She started pulling her sister's hair with all her might like those u see in a cat fight. "I WANT! I WANT! ARG!" in a very angry tone, like those in the movie when a murderer is stabbing someone. I was holding back my laughter man. A guy leaning on the ezlink tab device was staring with astonishment. The elder sister did not retaliate. She was giggling! that made me wanna laugh even more. The fight ended with "okay, why dont u give me 2 sweets then u take the rest?" "okay lor, like that then i'll love u more mah" What the hell?! haha, i totally underestimated the power of sweets.
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