these words they have no meaning if we cannot find the feeling

Amusing Facts
Just some amusing facts to giggle about.

• Alcohol beverages have all 13 minerals necessary for human life
• Americans consumed more than twenty billion hot dogs in 2000
• An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged. They all taste sweet
• Putting a dress on inside out also brings good luck
• Britons eat over 22,000 tonnes of french fries a week
• A chicken once had its head cut off and survived for over eighteen months, headless. Link: http://www.amusingfacts.com/facts/Detail/headless-chicken.html
• Actress Lillian Entwistle committed suicide by jumping from the 'H' of the Hollywood sign (How did she managed to get up there?)
• Bruce Lee was so fast, that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves
• A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to its size (lucky female barnacles..)
• A man named Charles Osborne had hiccups for 69 years. Link: http://www.amusingfacts.com/facts/Detail/hiccups.html
• A turtle can breathe through its butt
• An octopus has 3 hearts
• Earthworms have 5 hearts
• An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet
• A women from Berlin Germany has had 3,110 gallstones taken out of her gall bladder
• Children who are breast fed tend to have an IQ seven points higher than children who are not
• Eating chocolate three times a month helps people live longer as opposed to people who overeat chocolate or do not eat chocolate at all
• It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
• It has been medically been proven that laughter is an effective pain killer
• Scientists have determined that having guilty feelings may actually damage your immune system

Get annoyed
Some retarded methods to annoy somebody.

In an elevator

• Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
• Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
• Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
• Do Tai Chi exercises.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
• Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
• Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
• When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.

In public toilets

• Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
• Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
• Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

There are many more ways to annoy someone at www.getannoyed.com Go annoy someone now. =P